how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You're like the curious george of whores
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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