haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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