I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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