What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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