ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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