Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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