I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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