I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Alive.
So much puke
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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