ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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