the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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