Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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