Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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