Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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