what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Randomize
