I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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