I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i out mim tonsoeep
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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