Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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