How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he was CRYING into my vagina
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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