I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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