I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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