I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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