problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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