I just saw a hot homeless man
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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