no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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