can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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