i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I won't apologize to a one balled man
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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