Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
