i just google imaged poop.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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