I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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