your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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