i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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