it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We have so much sex to catch up on
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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