You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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