So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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