I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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