Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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