he thought i was a dude.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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