THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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