I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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