party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
