Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
ok first of all what the fuck
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