i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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