i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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