So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
