"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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