You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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