If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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