is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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