If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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