we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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