My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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