Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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