I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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