know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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